
Anyway, on this very sad occasion I give you the official tally:
Number of grills lost along the way: 1
Number of weeks we had it before it was dinged in a parking lot by some jerk in a white car: 3
Number of times I almost took the side out of it backing out of the garage: 1. (I slid coming out of the garage during a snowstorm.)
Number of payments made: 60 payments of $603.75
Amount of time we owned it free and clear: 1 year and eight months.
Number of days I hated the RAV4: 60. Every day the payments came out of my bank account.
Number of trips it made racing to the hospital with a swearing pregnant lady in labour inside: 1
Number of trips it made in a snowstorm racing a massive pregnant lady to the hospital to be induced: 1
Number of nights I slept in it because I refused to sleep in an ant infested camping trailer: 2
So long my friend. I will think of you fondly when I get stuck in the driveway on my way to work and have to shovel my way out. I'll remember the good old days when I was able to just plow through it and drive on.
Thanks for looking!
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