Why did the Dingo cross the Country?

Why did the Dingo cross the country?

To get away from me, I expect.

It's been over a year since my daughter moved away with Lola, aka the Dingo. The Dingo is the spitting image of a Carolina dog. She showed up on my daughter's doorstep when she lived in Columbia and clearly said, "take me home and let your mother use me to test new photoshop techniques." And I did.

I spotted this article today about Carolina dogs and whether they should be bred as purebreds.

Dingoes don't need no stinkin' papers.

The Dingo even had a brief fling as a real dog model before she left Charleston. A girl can always use a little extra cash.




Celebrity is hard to deal with. She tried to stay low key but couldn't help getting involved in national scandals. Perhaps it just seemed wiser to get away from it all and move to Portland.