Baby, it's cold outside.....

Tellis Pharmacy, King St., Charleston, SC

The glass door to Tellis Pharmacy on King St. was vandalized. The temporary plywood door has already been decorated.

The temperature is dropping fast and I still need to go out and wrap up my hibiscus. By the time I get back inside I might be able to add to Eric Zorn's collection of "How cold it it" jokes:

• It's so cold, we had to chop up the piano for firewood - it only gave us two cords.
  
• It's so cold that I actually feel like listening to Rush Limbaugh. That's how desperate I am for some hot air.
  
• It's so cold, a Chicago alderman was seen with his hands in his own pockets.
  
• It's so cold, my dog is stuck to the fire hydrant with his leg in the air.
  
• It's so cold, if you suck on an ice-cube it just gets bigger
  
• It's so cold people in court with traffic tickets were pleading guilty and beg for the electric chair!
  
• It's so cold I fell out of bed and my pajamas broke.
  
• It's so cold, Chuck Norris put on a jacket.
  

How cold is it where you are?