day 70 - god bless you pierre

GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!!!!! They have revised the imperial system and one pound is now much lighter than it used to be. We now live in a world where Christina Aguilera weighs 100 lbs!

By my calculation, under the new system I only weigh about 75 lbs. As as result, I chose to celebrate by eating the best poutine I have ever had.



So eat up my friends, lie about your weight and invest in some Old Navy skinny jeans with stretch.

It's now Saturday morning and I'm off to eat the rest of my poutine for breakfast.