Massacre at the Y

Middleton Plantation, Charleston, SC

I was looking for a picture to go with this entry and came across this shot of myself at the Garden Festival at Middleton from a few years ago. It was a bad hair day.

I had a good laugh at these Euphemisms for Menstruation on Miss Celliana's blog. It's proper for me to re-post them because I was a nurse and I am supposed to talk happily about these bodily functions. There are some I've never heard of in this batch!

Euphemisms for Menstruation

10. Miss Scarlett’s Come Home to Tara

9. A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy

8. Saddling Old Rusty

7. Massacre at the Y

6. T-Minus 9 Months and Holding

5. Game Day for the Crimson Tide

4. Panty Shields Up, Captain!

3. Taking Carrie to the Prom

2. Ordering l’Omelette Rouge

1. Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System